Born and raised in Omaha, Nebraska. Swings lefty. Throws righty. Bats third. Zero home runs. Leads team in batting average. Doesn’t wear batting gloves. Plays third base with jolting agility and a musket of an arm. Sports a low angle brim over his eyes and ever present chaw that gives him the mystique of a hard nosed gambler. That’s Conor Gillaspie. He’s the White Sox Wild Card.
WILD CARD!!!!!!
After the Memorial Day holiday we’re back in the basement on Monday morning. I had another weekend. This time is was the oddest wedding experience of my life. A truly stirring and head-scratching thing was said to me, and I am still losing sleep trying to discover its meaning. I got a good Whitest Kids You Know skit about Hot Dogs for you on there. Also, a friend of mine from Ann Arbor named Tasha gives me a call and we kill about ten minutes discussing movies you never, ever want to see.
Songs include: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, Hot Fun (In the Summertime) by Sly & the Family Stone, Escape by Rupert Holmes, and Lady by the Little River Band.
Jake Berent 